there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”
contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?
moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”
[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun.
I that the fact that the people around me think I’m a bitch due to my lack of social skills. I’m not talking to you because i…don’t know how.
On the other hand……bitches get stuff done.