Departed From Normal Awhile Ago

that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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ladymamba:

happy thank god im not a mom yet day

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worldfamousprofessor:

spelling bee moderator: contestant 142, your word is “fergalicious”

contestant: *looks around nervously* um… could i please have a definition?

moderator: *flips through dictionary* “fergalicious. definition: make them boys go loco.”

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dracosferret:

[FIRE CANNOT KILL A DRAGON] i shout as my shower decides to burn hotter than the surface of the sun. 

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I that the fact that the people around me think I’m a bitch due to my lack of social skills. I’m not talking to you because i…don’t know how.

On the other hand……bitches get stuff done.

theboywhofangirled:

#you know how everyone wants that musical where there’s that one guy who doesn’t understand why everyone is singing #this is that musical

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